You find yourself in a circular crypt. You notice a chiselled epitaph to yeast.
"Here lies John Yeast:
Pardon me for not rising."
(Oh gods, why are the worst jokes the easiest ones to remember and pass on?)
Your Score: Eddie Munster!
Our test has determined that you possess
48% Hellbentness, 7% Sanguinity, and 51% Creeps!
Our fabulous and perfect test has determined that your Proto-Goth Icon Match(tm) is Eddie Munster!
Edward Wolfgang Munster is a perfectly normal eight-year-old werewolf in a Little Lord Fauntleroy suit. Unfortunately, other kids sometimes call him nasty names because of his pointy ears, fangs, green skin and prominent widow's peak (inherited from his grandfather).
Eddie has written (in blood) an award-winning composition entitled "My Parents, an Average American Family." But Herman and Lily have many other reasons to be proud of Eddie as well. He has won several ribbons for track at school, he plays the trumpet and he has a special talent for opening tin cans with his ears. What they don't like, however, is Eddie's bad habit of chewing his nails- not the kind on your fingers, but the ones you find at a hardware store.
Eddie has his own little group of friends. There's his mechanical brother, Boris the Robot (created by Grandpa) and his favorite werewolf doll, Woof Woof. He also has several pets, including Elmer, a snake living under the garbage pail in the back yard, Spot, a fire-breathing dragon, a cat with the roar of a lion and an unnamed raven who cries "Nevermore" and "Tuesday Weld."
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3. One fine night, you are out about town with your partner and you both have been flirting madly the past hour or two. They mention an interest in some bloodletting- what is your response?
a. "Oh, I'm don't know, I'm not really into that."
b. "Hmmm... maybe. Whose blood are we talking about?"
c. "Blades, or teeth?"
d. I'd have brought the subject up myself long before now!
Why is there not an option (e): freak the hell out...because seriously, am I dying again?
- Current Mood: intrigued
- Current Music:"Tombstone," Suzanne Vega